Ufh. I hate finals. Good news: 'A' in Math. Bad news: none, really. I have A's in everything. But, it does eat up my time studying. Now, I'll have to catch up. I will be more consistant over Summer vacation. I'm only taking one 2-week vacation to Chicago. 

And now, on to the Stu. . .

SUMMARY: Jubbes is a is sucked from his school to Alagaesia to help defeat Galbatorix but a twist in Eragon plans when a pure black egg hatches for Jubbes.

TITLE: storm rider 
AUTHOR'S NAME: Aerogost

RATING: 3 dragons burned you. 
The writing was so-so. The theme itself immediately dropped it down to a 2, and the Stu’s being a moronic-Neanderthal dropped it to a 3. If he had actually met Eragon and his egg had hatched, it would have been a 5.

SUE/STU -
FULL NAME: Ethon, or “Jubbes”
RACE: Human, I guess.
APPEARANCE:
POSSESSIONS: A lot of food, a hooded cape, and a knowledge of Eragon

HISTORY: He was in math class one day, sleeping, when he saw a light and was transported to FARTHEN DÛR.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: He is lazy, can sleep in class, knows a lot about Eragon, and is a pain in the neck.

NOTES: Okay, aside from this being a really short fic, I have a few problems with it. 1) The entire: “I’m from the real world but I fell into the Eragon one,” cliché is getting on my nerves. No, no self-respecting elf, human, dwarf or Ra’zac in ALAGAËSIA would use a spell to transport you to there home. Sorry.

2) He wears a hooded cape. All the time, apparently. What the heck? He just conveniently wears a cape that would make him seem in place in ALAGAËSIA? Sorry, doesn’t seem feasible to me.

3) He’s some lazy moron. Why would he be a rider? He has no traits that I think a dragon would look for, maybe he has “A good heart.” Yeah, no. That’s not working for me.

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Sorry for the lack of updates, I'll try to be better this week. But here's an awesomely bad sue for you all to chew on. It's a DIGIMON-CROSS-OVER. Yay.

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SUMMARY: As tensions in Alagaesia rise, 3 new dragon eggs hatch for 3 Carvahall youths. But what happens when another old legend suddenly comes to life? The Digimon were eliminated, what happens when they emerge again to fight Galbatorix? DigimonxEragon crossover *smashes fist against face*

TITLE: Fight or Flight 
AUTHOR'S NAME: sango-rox 

RATING:
5 dragons burned you.

SUE/STU -
FULL NAME: Rikaru Mariansri, “Rika” and Mimiru, “Mimi” – plus just about every single other digimon character ever, all raped beyond reason
RACE: Human/Rider/Digidestined *slams into wall*
APPEARANCE: Rika: Orange hair, purple eyes,

Mimi: the shoulder-length silky head of pink hair dotted with gold on her head
POSSESSIONS: a red stone, a purple egg, a gold stone, a blue stone, and  two other eggs: One was blue spotted pink. The other was lime green. And two more eggs: one “was snow-white with a small yellow spike set on the top and decorated with dark blue zigzags across the shell. The other one, still on the ground, was pale pink, and it looked like rose petals were painted on it’s exterior.” That’s FIVE digimon eggs and 3 dragon eggs.

HISTORY:  Rika and Mimi are Vrael’s unknown daughters who were raised as Garrow’s own. The odd thing about the house of Garrow was that three of the four children there were adopted. Indeed, 16 years ago, 5 weeks after Selena moved in with Garrow, Marian and their son Roran, rumors spread around Carvahall of a frantic woman asking people in the town to take two children and raise them as their own- one of which she was still pregnant with. After a few days, the strange woman had disappeared- however, about a month after Selena left Carvahall once more, the woman came back, this time with a 1 year old girl and a newborn, barely 2 days old. Apparently this had been Mimi and Rika’s mother, for the woman got news of Garrow and his family and, sure enough, for some reason or another, the next morning the woman had gone again, leaving Mimi and Rika on Garrow’s doorstep, Mimi clutching a letter in her tiny fist. Garrow never shared the letter with anyone except his wife, and yet something the woman had said convinced Garrow to raise Mimi and Rika.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Rika can sing AMAZING GRACE, and every man in Carvahall wants to do unmentionable things to Mimi. What else? I don’t know, they’ll end up being Riders, and then they’ll probably be able to fly, or something.

NOTES: Where do I begin? Digimon crossover. That’s a good place. Firslty, what the hell? Digimon, modern refernces, and all hell braking loose in Carvahall? What is wrong with this suethor? Okay, I like Digimon as much as the next person, but in an Eragon fic? And why does Mimi keep crying about everyone wanting to have sex with her? My Lord. And the continual swearing bugged me. Eragon is never as grotesque or kid-unfriendly as this. I want these two sues hung by their heels and flogged. And the format! In one day, 8 eggs of differing origin are found! And Vrael’s daughters?! Hello, he was killed about a hundred years prior to this, thank you very much.

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Yes, a day off from school before I get out on June 23! I love Memorial Day! So, here's the "weekday" sue: a half-human/half-elf whose world bears to resembalance to the Inheritance world. I'm overjoyed . . . Oh! But I did find a pic for my rating system. It's kind of sucky, though, so if anyone has a better one for me, please, please tell me! Okay, on to the sue:

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SUMMARY: All halfbreeds are sentenced the death penalty along with those who parented them. A young halfelf does not realize this crime, so will she be rescued or left to die?

I'm really, really hoping she'll end up dieing. Really.
TITLE: Guilty Innocence http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2962250/1/ 
AUTHOR'S NAME:  whitefire23 http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1025719/ (This kid’s also authored a story called “A New Face, A New Race”: A New Race comes into Alagaesia, and is faster, wiser, and more abled in magic than even the elves. News comes to Eragon from one of these new people, but even Saphira can't get him to trust the new figure.)

RATING:
2 dragons burned you. It would have been worse, but there’s hardly a page of writing in the one chapter that’s up. The Suethor hasn’t had time to give her sue all sorts of sparkly-poo powers, yet. 

SUE/STU -
FULL NAME: Nïme
RACE: Half-human, half-elf
APPEARANCE: Slightly pointed ears, silver hair, lilac eyes
POSSESSIONS: A polished white stone and a best friend named Eal.

HISTORY:  Her father was a Dragon Rider, apparently, in the past, even though he does not have pointed ears. Her mother was an elf born in “Ellesmera” before the Elven/Dragon war, so she’s a 1000 years old. Even though if she was born before the war, she would not have long levity because the blood oath wouldn’t have happened yet. Nïme and her parents and brother, who is never introduced, live in the country a ways away from the town. Whenever they go to the town, Nïme and her unnamed mother cover their ears. (But their silver hair isn’t a dead give away.) Nïme and Eal find a polished white stone in the river, and Eal tells Nïme that she’s “different” because one of her parents has pointed ears and the other does not.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is a vegetarian. Super-angsting power.

NOTES: Okay, why can this stupid suethor get the symbol in “Nïme” EVERY time, but cannot write one accent in “Ellesméra”? And apparently, she’s too damn lazy to write the fic herself, because there are long conversations IN THE FIC about how her friend’s writing it for her. And this kid’s appearance seems all elf: pointed ears, silver hair? How could the moron not know? Thw writing was so-so, like one of those people who tires to copy their favorite author’s style, but fails miserably and ends p sounding over-done. And they speak in slang, like saying, “wanna.”

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People, checking out other Sue journal and sporking people is a MUST. We must save many fandoms, not just one. 

Like these peoples':
avatarsues
tokyomew_sues
smsues
And remember,
 

The Cast of Eragon: the Movie want you to battle Mary-Sues!

That's it for me. See you all tomorrow with another sue.

The sues, they burn me. Today's is about Arya and Eragon's . . . daughter! There is no plot and I feel like I want to burn my eyes out. The suethor doesn't even explain how Arya fell in love with Eragon! These suethors are killing me!!
 

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SUMMARY: Eragon and Arya got together! but their kid doesn't know that! travel with her as she finds out her past and looks toward the future as the third rider in the land of alagaesia.

TITLE: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2861070/1/ The Right to Ride

AUTHOR'S NAME: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1011968/ eyes of fate
RATING: 4 dragons burned you It would have been more if this monstrosity had longer chapters.

SUE/STU -

FULL NAME: Cailin, the daughter of Eragon and Arya *poison dagger is lunged*

RACE: Half-elf, half-human (although she doesn’t know it)

APPEARANCE: pale, black hair, which is later described as dark brown

SPECIAL ABILITIES: She’s a Rider, and she can talk to Lucifa in a strange mental way that doesn’t use italics, although they are used when she talks to Muirgrid.

NOTES: Blonde elves? HELLO – silver and black-haired elves ONLY, thank you. I laughed when she got stabbed by Lufica, (DEVIL REFERENCE!!) but then Eragon saved her. No fair. Why is Eragon such a whipped, personality-less huff of his former self?

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SUMMARY: Join Drayna, a fairy and also the second ever known rider. thruoght the years she over comes opsticals, makes new friends and changes the land of alagsesia forever.rated for saftey story starts durning elfdragon war will end with the end of Empire
TITLE: Fairy Rider
AUTHOR'S NAME: Draye
RATING: five dragons burned you AHHH!!! MY EYES!!!
SUE/STU -
FULL NAME: Drayna, which apparently means “light.”
RACE: Fairy-Rider
APPEARANCE: The curse Drayna’s under makes everything about her, including her wings and pupils, black.
POSSESSIONS: The friendship/love of a boy named Fres, the everlasting love of a crystal dragon named Opil, a curse which turns her all black, and the everlasting torment of all other fairies. And this . . . an occupation as the guardian of an ancient dragon, 2 gedwey markings, and a bed roll, full water bags and a bow and quiver. *headdesk* She also as a crystal blue dragon named ‘Habit.’
HISTORY: Drayna was beautiful and love until she was found to be under, ‘the curse,’ which turned her all black and made the other fairoes scorn, insult, and hate her. She’s been friends with Opil for forever, so when Opil has to choose new “guardians,” it ends up being Drayna and her friend Fres, even though *gasp* Drayna’s a girl. Later, after the elf/dragon war starts, Drayna is kidnapped and forced to be the elves’ slave. In their village, Habit hatches for her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She speaks in the language of the “wind-children,” she’s a Rider, and she can immediately win over Eragon I’s affection. 

NOTES: Firstly, she thinks that Eragon I’s dragon was black. It was WHITE, damn you! Then she’s some blinking fairy! Where was that EVER mentioned in the books? Third, she makes elves out to be some barbaric, evil, slavers. Yeah, right. Has this girl ever read the books? Or did she skip over all the parts with Arya, Oromis, and Islanzadí? Yes she says its before the blood oath, but really, this is mad.
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NOTES: There was a full chapter about how sad she was that she had to wear a dress, which branched into a chapter-long bath scene. And the suethor takes entire scenes from both Inheritance and Tolkien and tells us this. And the suethor talks to the readers in the fic, not even putting A/N. My eyes need to be gauged with kerosene.
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'Despite the Elves being a generally peaceful and good-natured race, they had a wrath unlike any other; and gods above help any provoke a member of the fair folk.
Fair folk.
That reminded her of when she had first arrived in Ellesméra, and of how conscious she had been about her plainness in comparison to the Elves’ pale loveliness. Of course, she knew she was no beauty even when not compared with the Elves, with her plain dark brown hair and somewhat strange gold-green eyes, but it was nice to think that you had something special about your physical attributes. With the Elves this was nigh to impossible. Eragon, her friend and fellow Rider, had often teased her about how unfeminine she was. Though she never showed it outwardly, the fact that she would never be anything more than just a friend to a man was disheartening.’

. . .

‘After soaking in the water for a few minutes, she reached for the bar of soap and started to lather her skin with it. Soaping her arms and her chest, Tiranë then dipped her head under the water to wet her hair. When long tendrils of her dark her started to skim the surface of the water, she lifted her head and rubbed the bar of soap against her scalp.
After cleaning her hair as best she could, Tiranë tended to the rest of her body and climbed out of the water, pulled out the plug keeping the water in the tub, and wrapped herself in the fluffy yellow towel which the elves had given to her. She picked up her gown and chemise and walked over to the small row baskets which resided under a large wall mirror and held a variety of brushes and combs.
Picking up a white ivory comb, a gift from Queen Islanzadí, she drew it through her waist length hair before drying it with a one of the smaller towels which were draped neatly over a hand rail. Afterwards, she briefly contemplated braiding it, but decided that it would dry quicker if it was exposed to the air.
Tiranë unwrapped herself from the towel and thoroughly dried herself before eyeing the gown as though it would suddenly spring to life and attack her. She took a hesitant step to where it was lying on a bench and even more hesitantly reached for the chemise.
It was a lovely thing, light and airy, and embroidered with a complex design of flowers and vines. Despite being so unfeminine, she had to admit that it was pleasing to the eye.'

More kerosene needed . . .

FIC -
SUMMARY:Follow the journey of Derek through the magical world as he takes on creatures unknown. leave feedback for me. If you have read this before, i recently split the prolouge into two parts for easier reading.
TITLE: Tagurah http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2758498/1/
AUTHOR'S NAME: Du Edoc'sil http://www.fanfiction.net/u/970627/
RATING: One dragon burned you. This could have been better, and it could have been worse. What really put it over is the fact that the Stu was a Rider. That, and the time-skip, modern slang.
SUE/STU -
FULL NAME: Derek and Ana
RACE: Derek - “It was an elf or so it seemed to be.”
APPEARANCE: Derek – green eyes, taller than a man, Ana – brown hair in a pony tail, blue eyes and a blue shirt
POSSESSIONS: Apparently, the two of them have a clutch of dragon eggs, and Derek has a dragon.
HISTORY: Ana and Derek meet as he bumps into her when he finds a clutch of 6 dragon eggs, which he immediately knows he’ll use to revive the dragons. He wants to talk to Ana, who is with a guide going to the ‘Mountain Academy.’
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Derek’s a Rider.

NOTES: So, this story has two paragraph chapters, a completely confusing prologue format going, and minor grammar errors. Ana and Derek speak in modern slang, and Derek seems to think that he can make up his own words of the ancient language. Why are they Sue/Stu? First, Derek’s a Rider. And their slang, which was not typed with correct grammar, bugged the life out of me. So, two misplaced kids are going to save dragon-kind? That seems so likely . . .
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'“Hi” he stammered, almost out of breath.

“Hi,” came the reply

“Listen, I’m sorry I bumped into you back there I just…” They slowed to a stop, “wasn’t paying attention.”

“Its ok, I’m kinda glad you did.” She said, and started walking again. Once more, Derek stood dumbfounded.

Does she mean what I think she means? He thought. He ran to catch up to the group again

“Hey I don’t think I caught your name” Derek implied

“It’s Ana,” was the reply.

“Ana, that’s a nice name. Mines Derek, in case you were wondering I mean. Not saying that you were or anything.”

“Thanks, ill remember it” '


My eyes!!! What was that doing in an Eragon fic?